LUXE Bidet Neo Plastic Bidets 110 Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Toilet Seat Attachment, 17 x 10 x 3 inches, White

I just installed and tested my first bidet. There will be puns.On a friend's recommendation, I finally caved and bought it. He said not to bother with the one that does both hot and cold water, because your ass is clean before the hot water happens. So, for less than $40 I picked up this device that both terrifies and fascinates me.Installation was piss-easy. Use the existing water supply, attached a T-adapter right under the tank, run the water line off of it to the supply and one to the bidet. A bit of plumbers tape and we're leak free and good to go.I anticipated performing my evening constitutional to give it a really thorough stress-test. Maybe it was that little bit of fear that caused my usual evening visitor to stop knocking at the back door, or maybe it was just the rare occasion that I didn't need to make bears at night. Either way, I was just a little disappointed in myself.There was science to be performed however, and since I was there (and you're still reading this), I owed it to myself and to you to test this pooper-soaker out.With my hand to the side, like a race car driver about to leave skidmarks at the starting line, I nervously gave my newfound fanny fountain a little throttle. I expected a few things:To be so incredibly shocked that I would rocket off the toilet, bidet spraying cold water over parts of my body that a bidet wasn't intended for. The paramedics would find me naked, semi-conscious, hypothermic, but with an incredibly clean butt.To be anally violated by Poseidon himself. With my luck it'd be that chubby old dad from The Little Mermaid, but if it were Jason Momoa, I might wait a few moments before blushing and hiking up my shorts.That something, somewhere along the line was installed wrong, and Celine Dion would start singing as I held on to the bathroom door for dear life. I'm still not over Rose not making room on the door.Thankfully, none of those things happened. What I did get was a disturbingly accurate, surprisingly gentle jet of water that bullseyed my browneye as though it was made for me. My eyes bulged not in discomfort, but in surprise at how the water wasn't uncomfortably cold.With still more science to be done, I found that by adjusting my seating a little bit, I could get a full undercarriage wash. You've got to pay extra for that at the car wash, and the attendant always looks at me weird when I walk in there naked.When the water approached the plums, I felt that if I leaned any more, the wall would be a testament to my shame, so I stopped moving and shut the water off.This morning, I had the opportunity to test it on the morning brown. I used far less toilet paper (enough to dry my booty), and my hiney feels fresh and clean.The best argument for a bidet that I've heard is "If you were walking in the park, accidentally fell down in dog poop, would you wipe your hands off with a napkin and call it done, or would you wash your hands?" I'm happy to say I've joined the folks who'd wash up.

First, a hypothetical question. If you had poop on your hands, were offered a choice between a dry paper towel and a stream of fresh water, which option would you go with? Personally, I'd go with water, whether the poop is on my hands or, ahem, somewhere farther south. Those Europeans are on to something with their bidets, although inexpensive devices like this prove you don't need a completely separate plumbing fixture to do the job.Four days after installing, I can already tell this is a game-changer. Easier, faster, and way more effective than toilet paper. If you're an avid cyclist like me (TMI alert!), you might be able to guess how I've confirmed the Neo's cleaning power.I installed the Neo 110 in about 15 minutes total, with no tools other than the cheapo plastic wrench provided. A bit of teflon plumbing tape is provided, but my connections were leak-free without it.Honestly, if you can figure out how to unscrew your toilet seat, and can manage changing the attachment on a garden hose (albeit under more cramped conditions), you can do this installation yourself (see my photo for the real-world result). The cold-water-only aspect of this model is not at all unpleasant, and greatly simplifies the installation. (Also, with a fancier model, how exactly would you run the water until it's warm?) With my household water supply, the range of power feels about right—your first blast might seem daunting, but you want it to do a thorough job after all.There are plenty of similar products on the market, but the Neo 110 appears to be the least expensive option. Quality does not seem to be an issue. It feels solid, and performs flawlessly (and is backed by a generous warranty, particularly if you register online).Mine is a traditional two-piece mid-volume toilet; you'll want to check with the manufacturer if you have a newer one-piece (you need sufficient level clearance between the tank and the back lip of the bowl).As the classic kids' book title says, Everyone Poops. Everyone needs a Neo.

Easy to install and comes with all the parts. Instructions are very detailed. The version I got was the cheap one that was older so the stickers are peeling off.I was extremely doubtful of the power of the bidet as it was unpowered, but I attached a video showing it running. Suffice to say, this thing was blow your junk.I think the amount of TP this saves will more than pay its cost.

So, a little disclaimer... This thing WILL shoot water clear across your bathroom, my toddler found that out the hard way. Otherwise this is a really amazing product! I legit laughed when my husband bought this, but it actually is really nice! If your 4 year old tends to use half a roll of TP to clean themselves, then this will probably save you tons of $$ on toilet paper. It is quite high pressure (My husband found that out the hard way!) so check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Returned from work and got a surprise with a lot of water all over the washroom , my father is a professional plumber and the leak comes from the the plastic that controls the water flow and not the pipes so the item itself is defective.now i have water under the backsplash @ washroom and will need to pay someone to dry it and make sure it won't affect the guy living downstairs.OMG THIS SUCKS!I WILL RETURN THIS ITEM , TOO MUCH TROUBLES.....BUY AT YOUR OWN RISK.

I bought this in January 2017 out of curiosity and since it was on a good sale. I love it! It works great! I would never go back to not having a bidet, I love that clean bottom feeling. I put it on every toilet I get now.I also have the self cleaning version on another toilet, but next time I would not bother. It takes a few seconds to clean manually.I live in Calgary and others who have visited and tried it said the water is sometimes a little cold, but I am perfectly fine with it, even in winter. Not sure I want to bother trying to get hot water or electricity to the toilet (it is not always readily done), and really, it is fine!So yes, give this a try, you can't lose.

Pleased with the product but disappointed the T supplied with unit is wrong for this country(UK). Being an engineer, I had to buy conversion fittings to get over the problem. Amazon take notice. Otherwise works well. Next one will be with warm water inlet!!

Have been using this bidet attachment for years now.Leaves you clean and fresh and is also environmentally friendly as less toilet paper is used for drying only.

I've been using bidets almost all my life as I don't understand how toilet paper is enough. If there was poop anywhere else on your body, you would wash it off with soap and water, not just wipe it up. Cleaning down there is no different to me I guess. This is very easy to install and the pressure is great. I've never had to turn the knob more than the low setting. It only sprays cold water so it may seem like a downside but it doesn't feel too cold and is not at all unpleasant (I'm sure it simplifies the installation also). Great price. We bought 3 for all our bathrooms and my boyfriend loved it so much, he bought one for his house too. You'll get used to this very quickly and won't ever go back to just wiping with toilet paper again. BTW, don't test this without sitting on the toilet or putting a hand in front the nozzle. It will spray across the bathroom as it shoots upwards a bit.

Great product, easy too fit. Had to buy a metal tee adapter separately because of the way my pipes are at home but can't fault the product. Very happy

I had to get a plumber to fit it, it’s a great product

Had various designs over the years but this is by far the best. Easy to fit and good quality. Highly recommended.

Perfect

Super easy to use and install.

amazing